Just got back from my cousin's wedding in Alberta, jetlag sucks and I've somehow survived on five hours of sleep. Now, when you think of Alberta you think of horses, trees and the Rockies, not about a creepy 30-40 year old man video taping you and your cousins. Oh, you think I'm lying? I wouldn't lie about this! really! I just wanted to eat some california rolls and be on my way back to my hotel and sleep for, oh, 12 hours or so? But no,it all happened like this... *flash back*
My mom, my two aunts, my two cousins and I thought we should all go out for lunch at a japanese restaurant of course we go, we have a dandy time
and we finish eating. Since we didn't order any dessert the waiter brought us complimentary mallows and told us to go roast them outside on their balcony, in this somewhat large firepit. Of course I burn mine just for the hell of it(my cousins already burnt theirs too). We go back in and place the burnt gelatin on our table in which my aunts and mother are paying for the bill. I can't remember where we went after that but when we got back the waiter gave us more marsh mallows 'cause he felt bad for us. We went outside again for only 5 minutes and we hear someone yell from a balcony beside the restaurant, We look up and there is a middle-aged man standing on what appeared to be his balcony with a video camera. He said "Hey girls, I'm doing a movie. Do you mind roasting your "mallows" and wave to the camera?" the older cousin of the two screams "FUCK YOU!!" and we all run inside at that point. Blah blah blah we tell the manager he tells security then we leave. Great story huh? I enjoyed it. Anyways, I don't like middle aged men around cameras now, let alone I NEVER did

- slightly frightend Britt